Hilarious leave applications.... may be you can tryout some of them!!!

Leave Applications


·          Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."

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·           This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

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·          Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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·          From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days  leave."

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·          Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half  day casual leave"

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·          An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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·          A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

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·          Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

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·          Covering note:
"I am enclosed  herewith..."

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·          Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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·          Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".

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·          Letter writing:-
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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·          A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years
and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.





I am not sure about the origin of these applications…. Don't blame me for
that…..